Funny/Cool Lines Challenge!

So I got bored, and started writing down song lines that I thought were funny or cool. Here's a fun quiz thing I came up with. Name the band that sang it! All of these songs are recent, most of them released within the last two years or so, and they are all by fairly well-known bands.

And as a super bonus, if you can get the last four (without cheating), I'll give you $10, and if you're female I'll propose marriage to you. Go!


Easy Stuff
1. "He doesn't look a thing like Jesus"
2. "All you people are vampires"
3. "We sold our clothes to the state"
4. "Called to see if your back is still aligned"
5. "I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket"
6. "It's always better on holiday"

Slightly Less Easy Stuff
7. "Children, wake up"
8. "Sing me Spanish techno tonight"
9. "Sometimes I think that I'm bigger than the sound"
10. "She didn't enroll, but she wiped the floor with all the assholes"

Harder Stuff
11. "I've seen her naked... twice!"
12. "I thought she said maple leaves"
13. "And the anchorperson on TV goes la-la-la-la"
14. "She uses tangerines"

Really Hard Stuff
15. "Music is my hot hot sex"
16. "Heaven is a truck; it got stuck"
17. "Get me a lawyer who will sue the world for me"
18. "We're burning bridges and breaking hearts"


What are your favorite lines?